semalam aku belanja di sana. mencari bahan pesanan nenek. apa aku cari? sebungkus lada hitam.
A: you know where i can find black 'pepper'? P: black 'paper'? A: yes, black 'pepper'... P: no sell black 'paper'. A: you don't sell 'pepper'? P: we have 'paper' but no black. A: (bengang sekejap) you have 'pepper' but no black 'pepper' P: yes, all white 'paper' A: how come you have white 'pepper' but no have black 'pepper'? P: yes. all white only no black selling. boss no order black 'paper' A: ok... (masih bengang) A: where i find the white 'pepper'? P: there, you go that side... many have... (sambil tunjuk ke arah perkakas rumah) A: (dalam hati) mampos, boleh mati. A: you sure? P: yes! many have. white 'paper' A: (selamba... - aku mimik watak orang bersin kena 'pepper') A: that one you know? achoo...! achoo! (mimik lagi watak orang bersin) P: Oh... that one haaa? P: you must go down, basement have market area. A: oh ok... so achoo-achoo downstairs? P: yes.yes! A: ok thanzzz eh...
so moral oh the story? lain kali aku tak mahu sebut 'pepper' sebab di sangka 'paper'.